Apparently everyone has a run club now.
We considered it. We really did. Then we remembered that running is hard and cookies are better.
Introducing the official uniform of the Never Gonna Run Club. For people who want the merch, the carbs and the sense of community without having to get up at 6am and run 5K first.
We’re starting with a limited first run, so these tees are being made after orders come in.
Pre-orders close: 13 September 2026
Expected to be ready: October 2026
We’ll let you know as soon as they’re in production and again when they’re ready to ship.
Please choose your size carefully. As these are being produced specifically for the drop, change-of-mind size exchanges will depend on spare stock being available.
Apparently everyone has a run club now.
We considered it. We really did. Then we remembered that running is hard and cookies are better.
Introducing the official uniform of the Never Gonna Run Club. For people who want the merch, the carbs and the sense of community without having to get up at 6am and run 5K first.
We’re starting with a limited first run, so these tees are being made after orders come in.
Pre-orders close: 13 September 2026
Expected to be ready: October 2026
We’ll let you know as soon as they’re in production and again when they’re ready to ship.
Please choose your size carefully. As these are being produced specifically for the drop, change-of-mind size exchanges will depend on spare stock being available.
